Friday, May 14, 2010

Naive or Just plain stupid?

This time I would like to share some interesting thing that might be controversial but it is true!
To those who get offended well, sorry in advance but this is happens quite number of times to me and some of my friends before.
So, what is it all about? This is about people who judge us who lives in Borneo. Here are some FAQs that some people always asked us. Well to me these are some fucked up questions and seriously and it is very offensive and really? Are you guys come from the moon? Or civilization blinded you guys?

FAQs:

1. Do you guys stay on trees?
Answer: No dumbass! We got our own houses and even big ones! Geez!

2. Do you guys have Astro back in your village?
Answer: Duh!! Who hasn’t?!

3. Do you guys eat rice?
Answer : Yes! What kind of question is that?!

4. What? Is it true in Borneo got nasi lemak?
Answer: Yes got....*yawns*

5. Do you guys still wear “cawat”?
Answer: Do you ever saw I wear one? What a dumb question!

6. Do you have car at your place?
Answer: excuse me we have cars okay? Are we that uncivilized?! Seriously!

7. Do you use a raft?
Answer : No a boat. With boat engines, we even have our own speedboat(s). Do you have one?

8. I don’t know Sarawak/Sabah has durians?
Answer : Seriously?! What a loser!

9. How to you get here? Are there any airports there?
Answer: *gerigitan suda* Ko pikir saya naik apa? Sampan ka? Please don’t be ashamed, I know some of you never step your foot into an airplane kan? Kan?

10. Do Sabah/Sarawak have shopping complex?
Answer : AHH!!!! I can’t take this anymore! Yes of course! 1Borneo, Centre Point, Warisan Square, Bintang Megamall, Parkson Sibu, The spring etc. etc.

Think about it man there a few stupid questions being asked and trust me neither you and I want to read it. This is some typical questions that always being asked to us. Please next time read more or google more. We are people too man! So please stop asking these retarded questions again…Seriously it’s offensive!

4 comments:

MK said...

can't agreed more with you phil...
in their mind, they thought that borneo people still live in that kind of places.. even me myself feels angry when they thought like that..

personally, i nver thought that way.. :) although feels kinda not in malaysia at first bcz of the immigration and all that.. huhuhu

i guess they thought like that because of tv adverts that show sarawak n sabah rumah panjang, all ur ancestors. what i mean is ur cultural value la. u know what i mean all the adverts that malaysia shows on tv.

Myb they just want to show the culture. But people may assume that all in borneo are like that. Blame the media.. seriously.

btw.. i love staying in borneo :)

Leonard Mark Ulai said...

bisi ngena cawat d phil....
hahaha...aku ngena sirat....

Yadayada said...

hahaha, yeah...
n sadly, they owez think KK is in s'wak! =.="

Lost within said...

hahahaha....funny!!
can't beleive people stillask those question....
nway i think borneo is pretty cool compare to the congested kl :)